Concerning Congressman Weiner

Concerning congressman Weiner

This blog is not supposed to be concerned with anything outside of messengers and bike related issues but we have been working through some issues surrounding New York congressman Anthony Weiner and we felt need to reach out with an urgent message:

Congressman Weiner…..Breakaway has a job for you.

In fact Breakaway has a spot for all disgraced public figures involved in sordid sex and/or financial scandals…as long as no laws were broken that is or if you are out on bail and allowed to work with a presumption of innocence. We feel the healing balm of hard manual labor and the coinciding health benefits are just what the doctor (or local DA) ordered.

But really…were any laws broken here? As icky as these tweets sent by this twit were,  isn’t this something that should be between the Congressman and his wife? And should the opposing party really be making hay out of this? A party with a sitting Senator from the south who trumpets “family” values but who visited houses of ill reputed to be dressed in a diaper and spanked? A party with a senator from the mountains who was arrested in an airport restroom having ….a good time? Really?

So attention all disgraced politicians….attention fallen Wall St hedge-funders…if you have not broken the law, or have served your time and are in need of employment….and you have a bike, Breakaway can guarantee that you will make somewhere between the minimum wage and $20 per hour….and maybe for the first time in your life you can earn money through actual work.