Breakaway News Volume No. 20 Issue No. 5 May 2015
/Happy Mother’s Day
She washed your clothes, changed your diapers, and kissed your boo-boos, so now, it’s your turn to show how much mom means to you. Mother’s Day arrives May 10th, so you don’t have a lot of time! Be sure to call Breakaway to get that gift to her fast, and of course, we wish all our mom customers out there the happiest of all days.
Phone-to-Face
Quote of the day during a recent online meeting at Breakaway with a remote working co-worker: “Stop looking at me!” Stupid remote viewing technology.
Hyper Couriers
If you’re ever out on the street, and realized that the package you were supposed to send is still sitting in the office, fear not! Use Breakaway’s mobile app from any smartphone to have that package picked up and never miss a beat. Visit breakawaycourier.com to download the app for iPhone and Android.
The Race is On
It’s official. Decision 2016 has lifted off with Hilary Clinton stumping for the Democratic nomination, and 50,000 candidates gunning for the Republican side. It could be a crowded race. Since it’s a race, we’re thinking of entering the Breakaway Race team. They’ll clean up with ease!
Ooh La La!
Très bien! Breakaway has two interns from France working in the office for a few weeks. We’ve extended them a warm bienvenue, but sadly, no wine with your deliveries.
Wily in New York
A coyote that recently moved into Battery Park City led police on a long chase before finally being corralled and given some high quality tranquilizers. If you look closely, you can see the word “ACME” on the little handcuffs and cage the police used for him.
Un-tappable Privacy
Orwell didn’t know. Even though he wrote the police state classic, “1984” he couldn’t have foreseen one thing; that people, to a certain degree, want to share about themselves. Hence, the explosion of social media. If you truly want a secure transaction, call us up to deliver your package. We promise no one will know.
Stump the Band
Last month we asked what unique venue hosts the “Hell of the North” Paris-Roubaix. Answer: the event finishes in a velodrome within the city of Roubaix.
T-Shirt Question
Why does the Margherita pizza have the toppings it does? The first one to call Gil Ortiz with the correct answer will win a coveted Breakaway T-shirt.